Hiya, friends! Now that I’ve generously shared with you how to pick the best casino sites, I’m about to give you some priceless tips that could change your life. Well, maybe not change your life but at least save you a load of money.
You know slots are fun, right. Well, not all, of course… Remember “Kitty Glitter” {eyeroll} I was telling you about? But entertainment’s not the end of it. Slots come with bonuses that are just amazeballs.
Welcome Bonus & Other Perks
You pick a casino to play at and are about to sign up. Read the T&C carefully because you might be eligible for a no deposit bonus. It’s pretty awesome – like free money – because it is free money. And they are giving it to you so you can play!
Once your free money’s spent, it’s time to make your first deposit. Not so fast, though. Here, too, you’ll be rewarded handsomely. First deposits come with at least 100% match and are the perfect way to extend your bankroll. But, contrary to what they say, size does matter.
Bonus Amount
If you’re going to be accepting a freebie, at least make sure it’s big – mouth-watering, eye-popping, mind-blowing big. A 100% match of up to £200 sounds pretty good but a 200% match of up to £200 sounds even better. So, fish around for the bonus that’s right for you. Did you know there are also welcome packs? That’s not just one bonus but two, three, and with everything going so fast in the online casino industry I won’t be surprised if they get up to ten pretty soon.
Playthrough Requirements
Because some wise guy will be quick to say that it’s not the size that matters but how you use it, I’ll cover all grounds and let you in that there are some pretty sucky deals you could get yourself into. Make a deposit, claim your bonus and you might be expected to play through your deposit a gazillion times before you can say “Subdermatoglyphic”! True, that makes fetching the Golden Fleece child’s play and you don’t even get supernatural aid as in proper hero’s quest but who cares?
Free Spins
If you’re playing at the latest casinos, you’ll not only be getting some of the juiciest bonuses and some of the best wagering requirements but… wait for it… free spins. Sometimes, you can get hundreds of free spins on signing up and certain casinos keep them coming as a regular perk, say, on a weekly basis. And, it’s only slots that get free spins. Roulette doesn’t. And you certainly don’t get a free pass if you hit your hand at blackjack and you bust.
So, slot fans, we keep the casino machine oiled and running. And with hundreds of online casinos, there’s fierce competition. What’s in it for us, you might ask. Loads of slot machines, new games regularly, bigger and better bonuses by the minute. And, if you pick one of these brand new online casinos you’ll get the free spins as well.
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I love me some online slots! What can I say, once you get past the repetitive nature of, like, most online slots out there, they’re actually really, really good and fun! Well, most of them, at least. Some of them? A few of them? There’s gotta be some, right? Yes, sadly, slots are incredibly cheap and easy to produce and don’t really require much creativity… Which means that, well, in layman’s terms, most slots suck monkey balls (and by that I mean